Troy: I had to smile, when I didn’t feel like smiling. That hurts my face.
Abed: I’m emotionless, logical, smarter than everybody else.
Abed: I wanted to make a prequel and I ruined everything, I guess it could happen to anyone. I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology.
Jeff: Okay, let’s not get crazy.
Senor Chang: Self-serve yogurt, those douses already know one marketable skill.