Troy: In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
Chang: Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Chang: Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of chicks.
Luka: The corpses stacked like firewood, the rivers red with their blood. I miss it so much.
Troy: You mean Jeff ‘Nipple Play’ Winger? No! As you can see, we’re still hanging out with him. Hi, how’s it going, Jeff?
Troy: We like him a lot, so you’re not allowed to bone him.
Jeff: You realize she’s definitely gonna bone him now, right?