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Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind

Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind – Episode 110

Synopsis Rick has a run in with some old associates, resulting in a fallout with Morty. You got any chips, broh?
Airdate 04/07/14
Writer Ryan Ridley
Director Stephen Sandoval

When 27 Ricks in alternate dimensions end up murdered and their respective Mortys are kidnapped, the Trans-Dimensional Council of Ricks orders the arrest of Rick C137 (the show’s original Rick) and accuses him of the crimes due to his refusal to participate in their affairs. Angry that he was framed, Rick escapes the Council with Morty to go after the real culprit who set him up and finds that another Rick is supposedly responsible for murdering their counterparts while stealing their Morties to conceal his presence. Meanwhile, as Morty begins to believe that he’s nothing but a tool to protect Rick, Jerry begins to bond with Rick J19Z7, the kindest Rick in all of the realities. After Morty leads a rebellion of alternate Morties against the “evil” Rick, three Ricks from the Council of Ricks discover that the “evil” Rick was being mind-controlled. It is revealed to the audience that he was being controlled by his Morty.

Post-Credit Scene: Jerry still misses Rick J19Z7, but when Jerry sees him from the window from across the street, the original Rick shows up to tell Jerry that the Rick he’s friends with “eats his own shit”, only to proceed to calling the other Ricks to make fun of him.

Rick: Rick Sanchez of Earth dimension C-137, you are under arrest for crimes against alternate Ricks by the authority of the Trans-Dimensional Council of Ricks.

Rick: Everybody relax. If I know these a-holes, and I AM these a-holes, they just want to haul me to their stupid clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions. Let’s get it over with.
Rick: Bring his *burps* Morty.
Morty: Oh, man.
Rick: Leave my *burps* Morty out of this.
Rick: You lost the right to have a say in these things when you refused to j-*burps* join the council.
Beth: Wait-w-w-w-what about Jerry?
Rick: Will you at least unfreeze my daughter’s idiot?

Rick: Wherever you find people with heads up their asses, someone wants a piece of your Grandpa.

Rick: So a few thousand versions of me had the ingenious idea of banding together like a herd of cattle, or a school of fish. Or those people that answer questions on Yahoo! Answers.

Rick: Hey! Check this out!
Doll: Show me the Morty!

Rick: I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick.
Rick: Save your anti-Rick speech for the Council of Ricks, terror-Rick.
Rick: Hey, save your Rick-rules for the *burps* sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig.
Rick: Fuck me, pal.
Rick: Fuck, you? No no no no no, fuck me.

Rick: You wanted to be safe from the government, so you became a stupid government. That makes every Rick here less Rick than me.

Rick: So, as they say in Canada, peace oot!

Rick: That’s Rick-diculous.

Rick: Earth Rick C-137, the council of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom. Which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds. rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you’ve ever known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.

Jerry: H-hello?
Rick: Hey, Jerry, it’s Rick.
Jerry: Rick! Hey. What’s-what’s up?
Rick: So listen, the heat’s on, and there’s nowhere left to turn, so Morty and I are just gonna fly my spaceship into a black hole.
Jerry: What?
Rick: Is that cool with you, dawg?
Jerry: Rick, no! Morty!
Rick: We got it. The call’s coming from, inside the house! Look at his face Look at his face!
Rick: You dummy!
Rick: Can’t believe our daughter married you.

Rick: Hey, it’s a good thing that space outlet had lab coats and your favorite kind of shirt in stock, huh, Morty?
Morty: Yeah, Rick, I-I heard you the first time. You don’t have to keep saying it over and over.

Rick: Well, one Morty’s enough to hide from the bureaucrats. But you get-you get a matrix of Mortys and put them in agonizing pain, that creates a pattern that hide even from other Ricks. Motherfucker. I fiddled with a concept like this once. On paper, Morty. On paper. I wouldn’t do this, it’s barbaric overkill. I mean you could accomplish the same result with, like, five Mortys and a jumper cable…Which I also wouldn’t do! I’m just saying, it’s bad craftsmanship.

Rick: Earth Rick C-137, the council apologizes for its false accusation. And in the way of reparations *burps* for our terrible mistake, we would like to compensate you with voucher for a free replacement Morty in the event that y-*burps*our current *burps* Morty should-
Rick: Uh, guys, not a good time.

Morty: Is it time for arcs yet, Rick? I did a pretty good job back there for a human cloaking device. Saved your ass.
Rick: All right, Morty. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.

Rick: What’s that dipshit doing out there? Are you friends with him? You know he eats his own shit, right? Oh my god, this is rich! I’ve got like *burps* ten Ricks to call right now.

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