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Raising Gazorpazorp

Raising Gazorpazorp – Episode 107
Synopsis Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what tho? Trouble happens, dog. (Guest starring Claudia Black and Richard Christy)
Airdate 03/10/14
Writer Eric Acosta & Wade Randolph
Director Jeff Myers
In a pawn shop in space, Rick buys Morty a sex robot. Soon after, the robot conceives Morty’s alien hybrid child whom he names Morty Jr. Rick and Summer go to the sex robot’s planet of origin, Gazorpazorp, to find better suited parents for Morty Jr. After discovering that the Gazorpazorpian females are the dominant gender on the planet, Rick and Summer discover that the males of this species mature in only days. Morty Jr.’s quick aging teaches Morty about parenting.

Post-Credit Scene: Morty Jr. goes to a talk show to talk about a book he wrote called “My (horrible) Father”, which, surprisingly, had become very successful.

Morty: Hey, Rick You think maybe I could get something from this place? Like a souvenir? Like just to have, like something cool, you know? Rick: Not here Morty. We’ll stop somewhere else, because you know, there is always another pawn shop.
Morty: OK, I just You know, I thought that robot over there, looked pretty cool, you know?
Rick: Oh, it looks cool, huh? That’s why you want it?
Morty: Yeah, you know? I mean it’s different from the stuff on earth. And you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy and you know, I don’t really have anything to to remember all those trips by. It’d be kind of cool like a souvenir, you know? Like what if you passed away or died or something? I wouldn’t even have anything to remember all the cool stuff we did, you know.
Rick: Okay, 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the sex robot.

Jerry: Well, I’m intervening.
Beth: Intervening with puberty? You’ll turn him into Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon. He is at that age, let’s just be proud of him.
Summer: Jesus, did I really set the bar that low?
Morty: Rick, could you come with me please? Quickly!
Beth: OK, now if we here squeaking we intervene.

Jerry: And it was born on America’s soil which entitles it-
Beth: Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake. Don’t punish us for it.

Rick: Do not let that thing out of your sight. It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous.
Jerry: Like the Insane Clown Posse.
Rick: Yeah, good one, Jerry. 2003 called, it wants its easy target back.

Jerry: Hey, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its ‘blank back’ formula back!
Beth: Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?
Jerry: Life is effort, and I’ll stop when I die.

Rick: I might have just touched one of Morty’s loads.

Rick: Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.

Morty: What do I do if it cries?
Beth: Then you put it down and let it cry itself out.
Jerry: Yeah, right. We tried that technique on Summer and she is gonna end up stripping. Isn’t she? Yes she is. She is gonna strip for attention because she was denied it.
Beth: Stop filling it with your own insecurity. You’re gonna turn it into Mort-uh-mm-more more more of you.

Rick: Look, I’m trying to repair portal gun with with bunch of sex doll parts and I have to do it one-handed to keep these Belushis from cutting you off. The least you could do is be ashamed of your gender.

Summer: Grandpa Rick, where are we going?
Rick: Well obviously Summer, it appears the lower tier of this society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class. Sound familiar?
Summer: *gasps* Ticketmaster.

Rick: Oh boy, what’s the opposite of “wubba-lubba-dub-dubs”? Am I right, ladies and gentlemen?

Summer: You speak when you’re spoken to ding-a-ling!

Summer: And if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute.

Morty Jr: I hate video games!
Morty: You take that back!

Morty Jr: My life has been a lie! God is dead! The government’s lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn’t born on Christmas, they moved the date, it was a pagan holiday!

Brad Anderson: Hi, I’m Brad Anderson. Creator of the nationally syndicated comic strip “Marmaduke”. You should consider being a creative.
I’m hunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutilation and sexual assaults on a nearly daily basis. But you know? I channeled it all into my work.

Character Played By Details
 Ma-Sha Claudia Black
Zardoz Head Richard Christy
Teenage Morty Jr Richard Christy
Gazorpian Virginia Hey
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