A Community/Rick & Morty/Dan Harmon Fansite (Community season six doesn't suck)

Digital Exploration of Interior Design (Part 1)

Shirley: “Any business operating for profit on Greendale’s campus must be at least 51 percent owned by a registered Greendale student.”
Britta: That’s too bad, dean. I don’t recall seeing Subway in my Premenopausal Postfeminist Experiential Marketing class.
Subway: Actually, I’m on the wait list for the Premen/Postfem/Ex Mark.
Britta: Who are you?
Dean Pelton: Gang, meet Greendale’s newest student, Subway.
Troy: Your name is Subway?
Subway: Yep, using a groundbreaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation. Real people such as myself are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. I have contractually waived my birth identity, and am now a man and student named Subway.

Jeff: So, you can vote?
Subway: Actually no, because technically I’m only a week old.
Annie: Awww-
*Britta hits her*

Dean Pelton: Wow, did you know Greendale students are technically in the Army Reserves? *touches Jeff’s shoulder* Let’s say a little prayer for peace.

Jeff: I can’t think of a better use of my time here, than being unconscious.
Annie: It’s not a blow-off class, Jeff. We’re only allowed to bring one stuffed animal. I’m bringing Ruthie. *whispering* But using her pouch to sneak in Nathan.

Annie: Jeff! Did you skip the preorientation freshman welcome seminar and diversity fire circle? This explains so much about you.

Britta: Am I the only person enraged by the fact that corporations are taking human form? I totally predicted this in my high school newspaper column: “Britta Unfiltered.”
Pierce: Unfiltered. I get it.
Britta: Get what?
Shirley: Actually, maybe Subway taking human form could be its undoing. Ah, Brit-taah, you’re a progressive woman, of a more liberated looseness. You could get close to Subway and find out some dirt on him.
Pierce: Corporate espionage, I like it. Microphones hidden in lipstick, lipstick hidden in microphones. And the deadliest weapon of them all: the penis flytrap.
Britta: Okay, this conversation is over! I am not a whore, and not that I’ve done the math. But if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

Vice Dean Laybourne: Troy Barnes.
Troy: Vice Dean Laybourne, you have a beard, and a pony tail.
Vice Dean Laybourne: Going throuogh some stuff right Troy, don’t worry about it.

Pierce: Top-notch whoresmanship, Britta.
Shirley: Pierce!
Pierce: Sorry, whoreswomanship. Forgot it was the 90s.

Jeff: Leonard, what are you doing?
Leonard: Abed’s fort needs pillows.
Jeff: But, I was gonna lie there.
Leonard: I was gonna invest in IBM in 1952, but life is full of disappointments.

This site is not (as much as I'd like it to be) affiliated with Dan Harmon, or NBC/Yahoo/Adult Swim.
Dan Harmon Sucks © 2017

P.S. Dan doesn't suck.
Frontier Theme