Chang: I never told you this part but all Changs are born with tails.
Abed: Due to an unforeseen conflict of genitals I have been disqualified from delivering Shirley’s baby so I’m going to have to walk you through it.
Chang: If you can visualize a rabbit riding a dragon it increases the chance of winning lotteries.
Pierce: You two are dumber than Jackie Coogan.
Troy: It’s like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Britta: Let me guess who paid for that study. Big antacid?
Chang: You know if it’s my baby it’s ok to have a drink or two. Chang babies love the sauce, alcohol and duck.