Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I’m on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.
Pierce: You ever go into the bathroom and find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn’t told you about? Now imagine your teeth are a uterus and that parsley is a half-Chinese baby.
Jeff: Oh I’m serious, baby. I am Yahoo Serious. I’m Serious FM. Welcome to the world serious of seriousness sponsored by Honey Nut Seerioes.
Abed: We really should start learning people’s names.
Jeff: I agree with the brown Jamie Lee Curtis.