Jeff: I’m not sure what lessons either of us managed to teach each other, but I’m proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It’s really good.
Annie: There’s a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
Abed: Welcome to Funkytown. No smoking, no farting, no pillow fighting.
Annie: We’re in a chase!
Abed: That’s allowed.
Abed: You shouldn’t even be in here Leonard. You already have three farting strikes against you.
Cop: Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
Dean Pelton: Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!
Jeff: Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.
Annie: I heard one kid made a diorama about a world without dioramas.
Britta: A blanket fort. Wow.
Abed: You can come hang out in it with us later if you want.
Britta: Uh, thanks. But I think I’ll find something more grown up to do.
Troy: Hmm, okay. Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.