Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case, booyah.
Duncan: Oh. Interesting. It’s just the average person has a much harder time saying “booyah” to moral relativism.
Jeff: Duncan, you have to play shrink to protect your pride. I accept, you’re chicken.
Duncan: Are you trying to use reverse psychology on a psychologist?
Jeff: No, I’m just using regular psychology on a spineless, British twit.
Duncan: I’m a Professor, you can’t talk to me that way!
Jeff Winger: A 6 year old girl could talk to you that way!
Duncan: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Jeff Winger: No, because you’re a 5 year old girl and there’s a pecking order!
Duncan: Fine, I’ll do it!
Jeff: Thank you.
Duncan: Yeah, with pleasure. Bye! Yes! Good! Why am I still shouting? I’m drawing attention to myself.

_{From Pilot – Community | Season 1 | Episode 1}

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