Season Three DVD – Dan Harmon Sucks

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Pierce: I’ve got it. *playing twinkle twinkle little star* Greendale, Greendale little star-Oh..I-I can’t. Reject. I’m a fraud Annie, I’m no more of a song writer than you or Billy Joel.
Annie: But, what about the Hawthorne Wipes jingle?
Pierce: Oh, yeah, yeah. sure, the haw–you want to hear it? Here. *playing she’ll be coming around the mountain* You’ll be wiping off that ketchup with our wipes, Hawthorne Wipes! You’ll be wiping off that mustard with our wipes at the picnic!
Annie: That’s she’ll be coming around the mountain.
Pierce: I know! I steal everything. You backed the wrong horse, I got nothing.
Annie: Pierce, you’re musical. You’re creative. You can do this, I believe in you.
Pierce: Well, you shouldn’t. I quit.
Annie: You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. “You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment.” So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes. I’m gonna play myself out.
Pierce: “The way it goes.” That’s it.

_{From Advanced Criminal Law – Community | Season 1 | Episode 5}

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