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Beginner Pottery

Jeff: As we stand once again upon the deadline To drop or add classes, I hereby present this semester’s jeff winger pick For ultimate blow-off class: Beginner pottery. Annie: I don’t know. Your last “blow-off” class ended up teaching me…

The Science of Illusion

Dean Pelton: Good morning, greendale! As you know, it is April fool’s day. Just kidding–it’s the day before April fool’s. See what I did th- Leonard: Baba booey, baba booey, baba booey. Dean Pelton: You know what, Leonard? Strike two!…

Contemporary American Poultry

Troy: I think I’m failing psycho-pharmacology. Britta: Why are you taking that? Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals, okay?! Pierce: Abed, your social skills aren’t exactly “streets ahead.” Know what I mean? Abed: I don’t.…

The Art of Discourse

Mark: Excuse me? Hi, we’re in High School, but we’re here taking some classes for college credit. Britta: Well, all right! Way to be go-getters! Mark: Thanks. So, we were just wondering, can you tell us exactly what you did…

English as a Second Language

Pierce: You record every class? Spoiler alert! Troy: You mean “nerd alert.” Pierce: Alert nerd. Annie: Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff. And next fall when that gets lonely, I’ll be in the front row of Spanish 103. Monday…