Biology 101 – Dan Harmon Sucks

A terrible fan site for Dan's shows and other things related to him

Random Quote

Pierce: Awesome. Look at awesome Jeffrey Winger. Too awesome for old Pierce, with your hip shirts and your gelled hair, and your cool tape over your mouth. Why is everybody wearing tape over their mouth?
Jeff: It’s a protest, Pierce.
Pierce: Oh, good. Because I know what I’d like to protest, how much you hurt me.
Abed: Conflicts like these will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.
Troy: You have horrible breath right now.
Pierce: First you constantly blow me off, then you want me to do your homework. Then you tell me I’m trying too hard to be your friend, so you have to go. You had to come out here to pretend to care about the stupid stuff she cares about. His words, not mine.
Jeff: He is paraphrasing. Pierce I got an idea. Why don’t you go get a cup of coffee and hold some waitress hostage with a monologue about your sperm.
Pierce: I’ll show you some sperm buddy. *tries to take a swing at Jeff, and his arm catches on fire* Is this your idea? What the hell? Fire. No, I’m not ready to die! Ahh, ahhhhhh.
Jeff: Oh, oh. He’s…He’s…He’s jumped in the fountain. He’s fine.

_{From Spanish 101 – Community | Season 1 | Episode 2}

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