Celebrity Pharmacology

Episode #	2×13
Synopsis:	When Annie (Alison Brie) decides to stage a production at a local middle school to spread an important message about staying away from drugs, Pierce (Chevy Chase) becomes overwhelmed with the excitement of performing and decides he needs a bigger role. When his over-the-top behavior threatens to ruin the production, Senor Chang (Ken Jeong) comes to the rescue, earning admiration from the group. Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Yvette Nicole Brown and Donald Glover also star.
Airdate:	1/27/11
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Pierce *during Britta’s hypnosis*: The next time you even see a cigarette, you will think of things that disgust you. *sees Britta’s eyes open* And wile you’re under so deep, you’ll find yourself attracted to… slightly older men. Perhaps some barrel-chested stud with just enough tummy to love. You’ll want to buy him dinner, then go back to his hot tub. Perhaps you’ll invite one of your friends to join us for a three-way. Maybe someone with low self-esteem and slightly larger breasts.
Britta: Go to hell, you disgusting pig.
Pierce: A-ha!
Britta: Pierce, I was awake the whole time. I was faking it.
Pierce: I know, I saw you. What do you think I am, some kind of joke?
Britta: No. No, I was trying to make you feel better about yourself.
Pierce: How dare you pity me. I may be a little older, my ideas may seen weird, my fashion sense may cause envy. But I have a lot to offer, and I will not be pitied. *trips and falls* Do not help me up!

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